No The Narwhal Is A Fascinating Creature

Why not?

leelinschin asked: in australia halloween is whenever you decide to go to the reject shop and and buy a bunch of spooky themed lollies "just in case" even though you've only ever had one trick or treater in the last 15 years and then eat them all yourself despite your body's protests

heysoulsestra:

OH GOD THIS IS SO TRUE

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Cancer Info — A Cancer is the biggest softie when it comes to forgiving someone they love. Simple things can win them over again.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Cancer Info — A Cancer is the biggest softie when it comes to forgiving someone they love. Simple things can win them over again.

HE WASHED HIS HANDS. Because I farted.

Me: I’m picturing this as like Padme and Clovis’ original dating stint
Me: Clovis is really fart-phobic
Me: And Padme’s like “COUNT IT”
Me: Like she’s gross about it
Me: And then she still expects him to go down on her and he just, he can’t
Me: But she’s so pretty
Sarah: She is - hers could definitely be partial sharts
Sarah: That’s why they break up
Me: Then he conveniently forgets how bad it was
Me: And Padme blames all her farts on Dorme so they just never talk about it
Sarah: Anakin spends all of his time with a bunch of other dudes so he doesn’t even notice when people fart anymore
Me: That’s how people in his culture say hello
Me: Obi-Wan will fart to avoid molestation sometimes
Me: Doesn’t always work but it’s a worthy effort
Sarah: Clovis thinks maybe she’s gotten over the “farting thing” - she hasn’t
Sarah: He may as well try
Me: “I’m sorry, Rush, but Dorme lives in my closet, there are going to be farts here sometimes.”

Me: I assume we’re calling the servants’ quarters in the new house the handmaiden house?
Sarah: Yes
Sarah: Yes we are

Me: Cannot tell if girl next to me is crying or laughing at her own pooping
Sarah: maybe both
Me: It’s always both for me
Sarah: Same

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

(via boganprincess)