No The Narwhal Is A Fascinating Creature

Why not?

Hello - is there anybody in there?

thishereanakinguy:

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone at home?

Some more Granta Omega/Anakin art. This one is pretty graphic - not sex-wise, but injury/implication-wise. 

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Someday I will finish writing something (anything) to go with all of the amazing art Sarah has been making lately. Granta Omega/Anakin gives me a John Boehner.

fruitsoftheweb:

TRICERATOPS
"This name means three horns. I made this animation myself. The triceratop is getting ready to charge ….. Watch out!"

fruitsoftheweb:

TRICERATOPS

"This name means three horns. I made this animation myself. The triceratop is getting ready to charge ….. Watch out!"

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

(via ontinetine)

petegamlen:

Fun one from the current issue of Mental Floss about the healthful effects of cute-ass animals

petegamlen:

Fun one from the current issue of Mental Floss about the healthful effects of cute-ass animals

meetthepugs:

HELLO, IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR? 📞😉 #loulou #lionelrichie #meetthepugs #justpugit #justpugs #pet #pug #potd #pugs #perro #puppy #puglife #puglove #pugsofinstagram #instapug #instacute #cao #cute #chien #carlin #carlino #curlytailgang #summertime #hund #happy

meetthepugs:

HELLO, IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR? 📞😉 #loulou #lionelrichie #meetthepugs #justpugit #justpugs #pet #pug #potd #pugs #perro #puppy #puglife #puglove #pugsofinstagram #instapug #instacute #cao #cute #chien #carlin #carlino #curlytailgang #summertime #hund #happy

sammiebythemoon:

You could have the prettiest face and the sexiest body in the world but if I can’t have deep conversations with you at 2am or turn to you when tears are streaming down my face, it won’t work.

(via anaofrosim)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via kayevelyn)

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via anaofrosim)

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

(Source: umbrhella, via anaofrosim)