Things fall apart, the center cannot hold;

mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. (And that's bad, huh?)

animatedamerican:

obshasatumbleriguess:

New guy at work is cool. Production guy tells him, “I can’t pronounce ‘Saqib’ so we’ll just call you ‘Bob’.”

He replies, “I’ll have trouble with ‘Rick’, so we’ll just call you ‘Bilal’.”

YESSSSSS

(via wassup-holmes)

iguanamouth:


Wow why didn’t you tell us you made it big

im gonna pass o ut

iguanamouth:

Wow why didn’t you tell us you made it big

im gonna pass o ut

Two people don’t fall in love because they sleep in the same bed, but because they share the same dreams.

—Mark Amend (via psych-facts)

fizzyginger:

thewordsmithy:

Les Mis AU in which Javert is a librarian, Jean Valjean’s “crime” is failing to turn in a book on time, and his library card’s number is 24601.

Those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price
Which is 30 cents, seriously, I’m not sure why he’s running.

(via an-angry-bear)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

I thought when I started college that I would feel more inspired to dress nice and do my hair and shit but my thought process every morning is “what can I wear that takes the least effort that doesn’t include just staying in my pajamas”

(via an-angry-bear)

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

(via an-angry-bear)